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Written By Nila on Tuesday, January 6, 2015 | 2:47 AM

Smart answer by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'
Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
Super Insults:


A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him......


Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also

A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..

Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: 
Salesman:
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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!

Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife:  Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase
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